Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman
I love this
i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition
this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books
who did this
So, it turns out that the Kor’kron Juggernaut is Garrosh’s OC. WHO KNEW?
DO NOT STEAL
Imagine Garrosh trying to explain this to his engineers
"THERE MUST BE AT LEAST 10 SPIKES"
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.
thank you science side of tumblr
I rolled down a hill while taking a panorama for this one
IT LOOKS LIKE A PUDDLE THAT LEADS INTO AN ALTERNATE WORLD
Aquarium. They’re called aquariums.
The improv team I was on in high school only had one rank: “co-captain.” If you joined the improv team, you were automatically a co-captain. It wasn’t to make everyone equal within the club dynamic or anything like that, we just all knew that we would have to list extracurriculars on our college applications, and you could make yourself look more impressive by putting “co-captain” without specifying how many other captains the team had or how a member becomes a captain.
YES YES YES YES YES
1 THOUSAND TIME YES
40 MILLION TIMES + MY SOUL YES
This needs to be a thing. Please make this a thing.
I kept waiting for the sarcastic end to drop:
"And then after spending 90+ hours of gameplay uniting the different nations into a mass coalition working together and overcoming a long history of horrific violence against each other, you’re given a set of choices by the oldest super-wise spirit: genocide, eugenics, or slavery! - Because all that peacemaking really was a lie doomed from the start, and who the fuck do you think you are, Avatar, that you could create an ending that wasn’t identical to the thinking of a neonazi…."
as a child, i enjoyed reading fantasy novels. i thought i was transporting myself into a world where the trapping of this one fell away. i thought that i could be anyone if i had a sword and a dragon to kill, and i thought the dragons and the princesses were fairly well defined, each with a role, each with a destiny, each with a specific designation as good or evil. i was the princess, and someone else, something evil was the dragon.
it took me many years to realize that actually, i was the dwarf.
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.
Seriously, how hard is it? LOOK FOR THE GLOWING AREAS. What do they teach in schools these days?