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Ammosexuals scared limp by lady boobs



Come and Take It Texas, a group affiliated with the open carry movement, is complaining that topless protestors are ruining their monthly walks in support of gun rights.

They are being “trolled by skanky topless libtards,” one post on the group’s Facebook page reads. Another post identifies the counter-protestors as members of Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America (MDA), even though they made no claim to being affiliated with that organization.

The topless counter-protestors carried signs that read, “You realize that everyone thinks you’re overcompensating for your teeny tiny ‘gun’ right?” and “Boobs for peace.” The women confronted the open carry advocates and said that as long as they openly carried their weapons, the counter-protestors would bare their breasts.







It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:



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In Deepest Sympathy [wxs11]

Baby: n-n-n
Parent: oh it's his first words!
Baby: n-n
Baby: not all men
Parent: put it back

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life


Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life



Casual fridays arent allowed in the office after last weeks ‘incident’

What the



The Peninsular Portion of the State of Florida

no one calls it thatyou know what we call ityou know



The Peninsular Portion of the State of Florida

no one calls it that

you know what we call it

you know


Lol. This is fucking hilarious.


Lol. This is fucking hilarious.




apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I love you Mara.




Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.


god bless sdcc

How prevalent is 'deadnaming' or 'misnaming' in tumblr trans culture? It's a term I was literally just introduced to 5 minutes ago ("Deadnaming is slang (not sure how widespread the specific term is) for refering to a trans person's previous given name. It's considered rather shitty.") and now I'm curious.


I have no clue. I have never even heard of the term before. I am aware that the thing is a thing, although honestly the only time I’ve seen it done intentionally was in A Game Of You, so… Not super common, I don’t think, and I’ve never heard of a word for it.

I’ve never seen the term, but I’ve definitely seen it in action. E.g. certain media outlets made sure to use Chelsea Manning’s old name (and pronoun) after most of the others had switched.


Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.