Burn Before Reading
sirius-draws:

it’s been a trying past few days

sirius-draws:

it’s been a trying past few days

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

shakespeare’s characters are more or less equally divided between “DO IT FOR THE VINE” and “YOU HAD ONE JOB”

snarksandkisses:

suicideblonde:

Star Trek fan proposing to his girlfriend during their photo with the entire TNG cast
Worth it for the look on Wil Wheaton’s face

For a second there I really though that Wil Wheaton was the one being proposed to.

snarksandkisses:

suicideblonde:

Star Trek fan proposing to his girlfriend during their photo with the entire TNG cast

Worth it for the look on Wil Wheaton’s face

For a second there I really though that Wil Wheaton was the one being proposed to.

Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called

simonbitdiddle:

cordialarchitect:

terradatassup:

reblogthings:

image

Is that a dishwasher?

no, that’s just an xbox one. it just looks a bit funny. must be customized…

It’s a Walkman

It’s obviously a place to store sandwiches. Just ask any toddler.

suricattus:

"um, it’s as though Twitter and Pinterest had an unholy love child that they abandoned to be raised by Livejournal."

- me, trying to explain Tumblr to non-savvy cohort

sptrashcan:

kgschmidt:

cumberpatchmannor:
Hey, Ian.

I perceive what was wrought herein.

sptrashcan:

kgschmidt:

cumberpatchmannor:

Hey, Ian.

I perceive what was wrought herein.

the-real-seebs:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

Yeah. I’ve seen complaints that obviously he must have known that because everyone does, but that’s not true at all. It’s regional. Where I grew up, it’s a generic insult for physical incompetence, like “klutz”. There’s a post about this on language log. Apparently, there are also places where it’s a neutral medical term. But there’s lots of people in the US who are generally at least somewhat alert to “offensive” language, but who wouldn’t have known this was something people took offense to. I remember thinking “hmm, I wonder whether that’s offensive now” when I heard the song, but I didn’t actually know of an environment where it was generally seen that way.

the-real-seebs:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

Yeah. I’ve seen complaints that obviously he must have known that because everyone does, but that’s not true at all. It’s regional. Where I grew up, it’s a generic insult for physical incompetence, like “klutz”. There’s a post about this on language log. Apparently, there are also places where it’s a neutral medical term. But there’s lots of people in the US who are generally at least somewhat alert to “offensive” language, but who wouldn’t have known this was something people took offense to. I remember thinking “hmm, I wonder whether that’s offensive now” when I heard the song, but I didn’t actually know of an environment where it was generally seen that way.

mikemaihack:

No one is more excited about Batgirl’s new costume than Kara.
Original available hereMore BGSG comics

mikemaihack:

No one is more excited about Batgirl’s new costume than Kara.

Original available here
More BGSG comics

arcticsirius:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

It’s common knowledge that cats break physics and are outside of known biology

arcticsirius:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

It’s common knowledge that cats break physics and are outside of known biology

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.
jadenite:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

thehappysorceress:

Doc and Cap by Jesse Toves

I accept this head canon.
Update.
2015, Cap is still working out the Avengers, him an Tony have worked out a dynamic that actually works between them. but some new oddity has cropped up, they call in expert and in walks Dr.Jones… who has not aged.
Cap, stunned: “indiana?!… how?”
Indi, glad to see his old drinking buddy, “You know the grail myth?.. yea, not a myth.”

I would soooooooo read/watch a crossover story about Captain America and Indiana Jones teaming up for an adventure together :D

I keep getting stuck on the idea that they might not get anything done because they’d try to one-up each other in terms of on-the-fly plans and how many ridiculous ways they can defeat nazis.

jadenite:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

thehappysorceress:

Doc and Cap by Jesse Toves

I accept this head canon.

Update.

2015, Cap is still working out the Avengers, him an Tony have worked out a dynamic that actually works between them. but some new oddity has cropped up, they call in expert and in walks Dr.Jones… who has not aged.

Cap, stunned: “indiana?!… how?”

Indi, glad to see his old drinking buddy, “You know the grail myth?.. yea, not a myth.”

I would soooooooo read/watch a crossover story about Captain America and Indiana Jones teaming up for an adventure together :D

I keep getting stuck on the idea that they might not get anything done because they’d try to one-up each other in terms of on-the-fly plans and how many ridiculous ways they can defeat nazis.