Ice off of a leaf.
"We sandwiched milk-flavored cream in a soft French roll."
I loled when I read this. They literally just added the verb suru (to do) onto a noun (sandwich) to make a new verb. I thought it was quirky until I remembered we do the same thing in English - Googled, vlogging - nouns are being used as verbs more and more in this technology-dense era. I love how amorphous and alive language is!
I was once on a Russian forum looking for idr what, and someone started talking about food, and another person made a joke about how they were gonna steal and омномовать it. I’d never seen this word before, so I went to wiktionary and tried to look it up, but no luck; then I muttered it out loud to myself and it hit me. The first part - омном - is the fucking Cyrillic transliteration of “om nom”… they took a silly English internet saying, wrote it in Cyrillic, and then stuck the Russian verb-ending овать on it because it’s easy to conjugate and won’t change the stem. Literally it said “to om nom.” I thought that was the coolest shit
Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right??
Having none of that shit today.
“Ay man, y’all chill the fuck out. Y’all fucking up the party.”
I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING
Pack animals like dogs don’t tolerate dissent in their group because it weakens the pack’s social structure… There are similar clips on youtube of them breaking up rabbit and rooster fights… They don’t care what species you are, they just want you to CUT THAT SHIT OUT.
They don’t differentiate species because dogs think everything else is just a weird dog.
ANIMAL BEHAVIOR IS FUN MAN OMG
swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!
Have you ever lost something and thought, “if I could just open a portal to another reality where I haven’t lost it, I could steal it from me and get it back”?
How do you know that’s not the reason you lost it
weightlesslives:This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read everPosting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.
"When he told me it was an ancient gold ring, it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."
It’s my precious!
I don’t think Florida’s even a real place anymore.
not everyone who blogs about social justice issues is a social justice warrior! there are social justice clerics, social justice rogues, social justice rangers, and social justice wizards, among other classes. nobody’s going to get anywhere without diversity; if you go into any boss dungeon with a party consisting entirely of social justice warriors and expect to beat it then you are going to be sorely disappointed.
the drugs from my wisdom teeth removal have worn off
and i looked back on my twitter from this morning
"they took my teeths and didnt even say mazel tov"
"ate the village people home secuals"
Hollywood. I hate it.